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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
Casey Stengel (via isensearunner)
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onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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(Source: onlinegf)

Posted 7 minutes ago

cramp:

everyone always makes plans without me but then they say that they “miss me”

Posted 10 minutes ago

everythingisexactlythesame:

will be added to my life hacks list

umm, I hope this is useful to some of my followers

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

Posted 16 minutes ago

unmotivating:

Sunrise in Italy, Taken by Alberto Di Donato

they moved Hogwarts to Italy?

Posted 17 minutes ago

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

Posted 19 minutes ago

what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-kise:

dangerhamster:

Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…

#bless this post

(Source: dangerhamster)

Posted 22 minutes ago
strongestatmyweakest:

imgonnamakeachange:

autumnn-nightss:

in here, it’s always autumn🍂

*heavy breathing*

Wat.

strongestatmyweakest:

imgonnamakeachange:

autumnn-nightss:

in here, it’s always autumn🍂

*heavy breathing*

Wat.

Posted 22 minutes ago

heathermorris:

i’m one of those annoying people who’s always like “omg i know that actor from somewhere omg i recognize them whAT WERE THEY IN” when watching tv shows/movies who then proceeds to look it up on their phone and inform everyone that said actor was an extra in an episode of some stupid 90s sitcom once

Posted 24 minutes ago

smartaleckette:

What would you say to people who are disappointed that they have been sorted into Hufflepuff? (x)

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the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

Posted 27 minutes ago

sirlightbulb:

if i ever forget to reply to you

  1. im so sorry
  2. oh shit am i sorry
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